just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
So when exactly did I get naked and makeout with the statue?
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I woke him up this morning and said I have a meeting w my advisor in an hour you need to wake up, cum on my face, and take me to my car.
Everyone heard you having sex but I just told them you were having a nightmare.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
I held the blackjack dealer's hand and told the old asian woman she was 'soft to the touch, but cold as ice"
yea but i missed the pot and poured the boiling water on my dick. shit hurts. aint nothin easy about that mac
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I have this vague feeling that I was involved in a dance off with a homeless man?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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