did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
at a bar with my ex girlfriend.. both men AND WOMEN are hitting on her.. and not one has even looked at me
he keeps commenting everything on my facebook. it's like he's virtually peeing on me
I heard porn and smelled bacon cooking. I knew you had to be home.
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Change of plans. Theres a bouncy castle setup in my apartment complex.
When he wears his hair down and sandals, he looks like Jesus. A Jesus I would fuck.
That's not what Jesus is for
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I have to shave my legs first. I'm afraid tiny woodland creatures will fly out if he tries touches them.
He cannot be your sugar daddy. He looks like a literal hot dog.
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Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
He goes from zero to fucking up in 2.4 drinks. Like the sportscar of bad decision making.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
nothing like a long car ride to make you think of all the bad things you've done
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
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