I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Grandma was not a fan of the beer-can ornaments. Not "traditional".
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
dude i have an english essay and a bio lab due tomorow
so basically your not goin out tonight?
who said that?
i proceeded to stick my hands in his pants while he continued to repeat i have a girlfriend
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
It is completely possible to eat beef jerky sexually.
Don't shower too much, need the shame to be fresh to get the best story
He played Harry Potter Fan Fiction videos to get me in the mood. He might be the one.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
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