I discovered last night there is no graceful way to remove your face from your gf's crotch when your parents walk in the room
not only did i manage to get kicked out of the bar, i also got kicked out of denny's. i didnt even know that was possible.
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
I know it should be off bounds, but can this be the chick we all sleep with at some point? I can write it off as drunken mistake, you all just have to come up with equally good excuses
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When hitting a Woodchuck bottle with a machete, glass will fly back and cut your face.
I hope you did not try this.
Our sex has gotten so much better since we broke up.
You straddled the banister and fell down the stairs, then proceeded to crawl back up them, I think you need to lay down
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
With gravity the way it is and your butt clearly being the size of a bus you'd break your hip or something
My date ended with her leaving the bar with that guy who used to jerk off in the back of the school bus.
I can't sleep. Send Llama pictures.
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