You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
I hope we all get so wasted that we ride the cows again
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
currently taking a solo cab to the strip club at 1 in the morning. this is healthy.
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A BJ like that needs to be recommended.
FYI, announcing your arrival at jail with "Hi,yes, I'm checking in? I believe I've reserved a bed, a 2 night stay this weekend?" is, in fact, frowned upon
We always end up having sex in random places after class. I need to stop letting this dude borrow my pens.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
Oh my god there are animals here. There are actusal animals trying to get him. A giraffe is trying to get in. A giraffee is trying to get in. Is ridiculouss.
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I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
Alvin just won tickets on the radio. I guess he's out of jail.
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
Did you throw up out the back door and cover it with paper towels?
Okay I’ll say it... THIS MOVIE FUCKS
That’s probably the first time I've heard Little Women described that way and I love it
I almost suffocated in that mask but she kept calling me Jeremy so I kept it on.
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