Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
Balcony sex scratched the shit out of my phone. Whups.
Why do I have flashes of a dark shed in my memory?
Because we had sex in one.
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She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
Russian roulette. Between salvia and weed. You in?
FUCK YOU MAN
Nothing like playing hide and seek with a state patrol officer early in the morning to get your heart rate up.
my friend thinks you're hot & wants to fuck you ps i'm my friend
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
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Can we go to the gas station to get cigarettes before we get drunk. It's hard enough to say Marlboro sober.
I'm not snubbing your weed I just had a really important rack of ribs to get home to
You have more time for sex than anyone I know.
I need you to teach me how to be roommates with somebody I'm not fucking.
Sean just lit a cig with his taser..... I am in awe
It's official. My little brother has had more sex in my car than I have. I'm still tied with my little sister. I hate everybody.
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