I hate your face
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
my neighbors garage sale is really cutting into the time of day when i can smoke weed on my deck.
I NEED TO GET TO THE PLAYGROUND. I JUST NEED TO SWING. IF I SWING MAYBE THE SMELL WILL COME OFF OF ME. I NEED TO SWING
I WAS JUST SITTING HERE BEING SNIFFED BY ODD WOMEN FOR A SOLID 5 MINUTES. My face was a twist of utter fear and confusion...
Nothing is worse than post drunken playoff baseball loss sex
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
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