So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
Dude i was hungover i didnt know she was in the shower, she screamed i screamed we all screamed and i just so happend to piss in the shower.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
If you value my life, if you value your own, please look for that godforsaken cookie. Please.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
The majority of the reason I want to get my pilot's license is so I can use the argument "FUCK YOU! I'M A PILOT!"
Settled one third of the tab. Am going back for sex. Love you, make friends
What happened?
New Orleans
Every time
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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