What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
So I'm about to go to his house and have "I'm really sorry for cheating on you last night" sex
He's so gross, but the preschooler inside me is screaming that this is her life dream and I have to be with him or she'll never forgive me.
You have no idea how much I'm praying for my moms side of the family's infertility right now
You would not believe how incredibly hard it is to climb on top of a three story apartment buildings roof from the air conditioning unit
Let's cut to the chase. What days are we sleeping together this week?
Notice: I will be intoxicated and in your area this evening. To unsubscribe from my sexual solicitation list, reply 'fuck off'.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
Just threw up in front of the Boy Scouts on my base. Welcome to the Navy kids.
I was so high I didn't realize I'd put on someone else's bra. I thought my boobs had shrunk.
We were making out and truffle butter was playing in the background. I stopped mid make out session and said, "I'm really sorry but I have to rap Nicki's part."
Remember when we used to smoke out of an apple at the playground? Those were some precious moments
I had sex in the tube at that same playground once. That park is full of memories.
You went home with a guy at 11... than returned to the bar at 1
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