I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
I just gave the bartender my number in roman numerals. If she figures it out, she's worth a shot
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
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It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
I lost my keys but found four buffalo wings in my pockets
Got my bloodwork back and my liver is in tip top shape. Apparently blacking out 5 nights a week isn't cutting it, so we've got to step it up until I see that all of my hard work is actually paying off and doing some damage.
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
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...and that's why girls with IBS don't paint their nails
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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