We made it safely. Thanks for the call though.
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
officially spring now- first drug bust of the season across the street.
He's very warm and cuddly, that's my favorite thing about him. Besides his Porche. And his hot brother.
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I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
Annd you probably wouldn't of fallen down the stairs if you didn't insist on taking 'finale shots'
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
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Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
So, Cheetos don't microwave great.
If I don't get struck by a lightning bolt from God by midnight it will be a Christmas miracle.
I just spontaneously learned how to embroider at three in the morning.
I also almost burned the house down in the process. Don't ask me how. It's a long story.
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