on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
I heard you threw up in your lap?
I heard that too.
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
Level of drunkenness: just now when I sat down on the toilet, I had to double check to make sure I wasn't sitting on somebody's lap.
porn star boner night. come get it.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
so today, i decided to say "fuck it" to mental stability, take a klonopin and wear a blanket toga. New Girl is on Netflix, nothing could go wrong.
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
And with one simple text you can separate the men from the boys...."it's that time of the month."
i can believe you didnt get any, i was wing-girling the shit out of him
all you did was repeatedly scream GET IT IN
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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