I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
the only thing i remember last nigh is talking to some chick for thirty minutes about cheese.
Hey man thanks for carrying me in and out of that frat house. There's no I in team.
Just know that as we speak i am injecting vodka into gushers
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
We legitimately thought something was wrong with you until someone pointed out you were just doing the thriller dance
I woke up naked on my futon with a blanket half way covering my ass and 20 half eaten chicken wings on my chest... At 7 pm... That kind of day drinking
after all you did bang a few mechanics. you must have got some second hand skills by now for building us a go kart.
Is cat milk safe for human consumption?
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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