She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
I don't even know why I got my vag waxed
Ugh, tell me about it. As each day passes and the hair grows more, I get a little more depressed.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I dont even care how hung over I am, and how shitty this bus ride will be. That was the best sex of my life and it's a beautiful morning.
Like for real, is your junk ok? I have to look after my investments.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
I like to play this game where I try to reach orgasm before my bathtub overflows....lost tonight.
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
Maybe he injected his testicle?
Was just told that I slept on the counter using a loaf of bread as a pillow. Clearly my life is going well.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Ok, you agree to the terms? We can have sex, but this doesn't mean we're back together...it just means we're working on things. Got it? Sign here.
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