her eyes looked like someone had poured fruit punch in them. needless to say we had a good time.
For what it's worth, your chances of anal go up the more she loves you. There's always a silver lining.
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
I accidentally lit my hair on fire and we broke the bed. How was your night?
I told the person I was on the phone with to hold on while I looked for my phone. I think it's time to stop doing dabs.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
I mean it's up to you where you want to sleep but I'm telling you you're going to hear us have sex no matter what room you're in.
Fair enough
It started off with wine and ended up with me in only my pearls and heels. It was about the classiest sexual experience I've ever had.
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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