Goodnight sugar queer
Sugar queer??
Why does my predictive text prioritize 'queer' over 'puffs'?
Sweet. Might not hurt to poop on the floor anyway.
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
He's a Republican and an Ohio State fan idk how far this can go.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
She has a girlfriend too.. we decided that two cheats equal eachother out to zero. with our flawed grasp on algebra and the bottle of jack we were passing back and forth the logic seemed airtight.
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