I just made out with a guy for $7.
Tell me I did not drive one hour for whiskey dick.
I just encouraged Kelsey to make out with some guy for beer so I could take one, does this make me a pimp?
By definition I think it does.
So this is what it feels like to be all that is man.
She wouldn't stop telling me the story of the penis and how she got laid.
Had to use the product locator on on the four loko website to find them at home. Got to go in the backroom of a grocery store to get them. Dedication.
I woke up to my dog trying to clean my vagina.
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
im that hungover where parking at red lights has to be done
Just saw an all male dolphin threesome from underwater viewing
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
Based on my body hair location, my ancestors had very cold hamstrings and very warm chests
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Im wearing black today mourning the orgasm i couldn't get this morning :(
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