oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
just had a super intense, drunken debate about which blink182 member is the most fuckable. i got so mad i left the room. new low.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
Still at the library. i hate tax accounting so much that i've started calling it potions...
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
Yeah, but she is forever sending my vagina on some sort of mission.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
We were just getting out tux's at men's warehouse he pulled both of the fitting room girls. I dont think he should be getting married
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
At this point in job hunting, I'm willing to become a leather daddy if it means some sort of income.
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
We still getting married? Or were you day drinking
Ahhh, the bane of our relationship.... His mediocre penis
My nipples are raw, I've yet to go to bed, I feel like death, and I'm at work. Thank you jack, crown, and Lafayette!
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