I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
I still havent given him the valentines day card i got him. I feel like just writting...."sorry for the horrible blow job i gave u last night." and just giving it to him.
We went to his house and he brought a jar of pickles to bed. I think im in love.
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Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
He passed out naked in my bathroom, then took a shower, then passed out again and then took another shower. Last time I let my brother visit.
I am going to make your legs soar from cumming so much
Like they're going to fly away?
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
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Lets play hurricane shelter. And the shelter is my bed, and we forgot our clothes.
I talk a lot when I drink rum. he was going down on me and i was telling him how i wished i could tap dance. oh god
That moment when you notice a tiny IR camera pointing at you, in your bed, at the apartment you found on Craigslist.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
if you come you're not allowed to wear pants. if you arrive wearing pants you won't be wearing them long.
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
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