I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
Mental picture: Us at a bar keeping it classy shot gunning PBR's in the corner.
That was a good example of when keeping it real goes right
Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
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he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Well, if he didn't want to get caught mid-gay experience by his girlfriend, he shouldn't have pushed so hard to do MDMA with me.
Just had that moment when you realize the two drunk women shoving all their money down your clothes were your middle school teachers...
She said I'm so hungry I could eat a dick and winked at me
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my still drunk mind thought "hey this is a really good time to stand in the middle of the street barely clothed in 20 degree weather at 4 am talking about the blow job i gave him soph year of high school"
This time last year I was crying in a church parking lot without shoes or a bra, so the years can only go up from here
How many fucks given?
0.12846
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Got drunk tryed walking 12miles to zacks house woke up at noon on baseball park
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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