Hm. I declare blue a flavor.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
my night ended in me puking all over jenna's bed, then me trying to wash the sheets in the toilet.
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
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I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
she keeps dunkaroos and gatorade in her bed. yep pretty sure im in love.
Date #3: He brought me a mason jar full of organic weed that he grew on his property. Will you be the witness when we sign our marriage license?
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I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
The next morning I found her spread eagle asleep on the living room floor and he was asleep with his head in her crotch. I needed a ride and had to wake them up.
You threw a beachball full of vodka at me and yelled I CHOOSE YOU then ran
I'm just really glad SD weather is so erratic so I can get away with wearing a scarf in May to cover up these hickeys.
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