Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I got head to The Nanny. Officially gay.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
The dry cleaners wouldn't even take our clothes. That's how bad of a night it was.
Naked Twister starts at high noon
I just faked an interview like I fake a fucking orgasm. Wonder if these candidates can tell I'm a tired and hungover recruiter?
he told her he was actually impressed that she had fucked more people in this house than the four dudes living in it.
i ate a whole tub of butter with my hands last night. don't tell me about rock bottom
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
He made me cum via FaceTime, then he made me look at his stock investment charts..
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
well, you know. whores of a feather.
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