just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Remember me drinking the vodka from in between your legs?
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
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All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Court can wait. right now you and your magic penis need to be here satisfying me.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
We are gunna have the best winter break smoking weed and eating ham
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
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If you put those two in a room together it'd be like a Taylor Swift fantasy and an Adele nightmare just licking faces
Saw a girl outside my apartment shotgun a bud light, then a red bull, get in her Tahoe, and drive 4 people away. Gotta love thirsty Thursday.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
I woke up to a stripper (who added me on Facebook) messaging me reminding me to cancel my card if I can't find it
meanwhile at my house I found 2 bud heavys in the back of my book shelf crammed between a Franklin book and goodnight moon
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
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