We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
the guy next to me needed a pen, so I let him take one from my book bag. my panties are now being passed around the class...thank you for telling me you hid them in my bookbag.
i woke up in his bed to a "teach your baby to read" infomercial. i pray to GOD that's not a sign
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
I'm pretty sure blacking out is a coping mechanism.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
Apparently getting a blow job in the mens room from the bar owners daughter will get you kicked out.
Hows the party lookin?
At a live sex show right now. Not sure about the employee party
Maybe one day we'll get unicorn butt tattoos together
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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