Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
HE HAS A FUCKING TWIN. HE HAS A TWIN. I'M NOT DRUNK THERE IS TWO OF THEM.
We have zombies coming, and all you can think about is cock.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
I would lick a homeless mans crack teeth for a cup of coffee right now.
God dammit not the cupcake channel. Not when I'm high.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
I think we might need a safe word for this...
Have you ever woken up and said a thank you prayer to the beer gods for allowing you to wake up in the morning and still have the ability to walk and talk? Because we should.
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