it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm all about sex. But even I know there will be a time to retire my junk. And that will be my 40th birthday, or whenever I'm hideous
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Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I went eBay shopping last night. Turns out I brought a Viking drinking horn. I can't even be mad.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm so stoned I just sat here for like at least 45 min thinking about how I would get some jack in the box tacos if only I knew where my wallet was and then I kind of blinked and finally noticed I had literally been staring at my wallet the ENTIRE fucking time
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
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Taking dicks and breaking hearts, no better life
When you leave ur sleepover boy on ur front porch waiting for a cab bc work
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
Do you know how difficult it is to masturbate with Christmas carols stuck in your head?!
I don't know who he was but he was covered up with a shower curtain and ate a whole bottle of tums
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