We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
ran into someone who graduated hs with us while i was paying for booze in quarters. i love it when people from my past catch me in my classier moments.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I'm sorry for what I said earlier...your vagina wouldn't look funny If you had a kid.
I woke up to find her cooking breakfast wearing nothing but my Nuggets jersey. I don't think this could end better.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
It's great when the cashier at the liquor store asks "weren't you wearing those clothes yesterday"
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
I drew a giraffe.. But she did say that bumped that test up from a 39 to a 40. It's the little things.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
oh and apparently my boobs are named "have no fear" and "plenty o'beer"
I DONT WANT YOUR DICK. I WANT BRUNCH.
well tomorrow I get to eat fungus and go to an abandoned city.
most people would fear that statement, but i wish to join you
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