I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just so you know, I have a bf.
I guess as long as you bring single girls over and cook cannolis you will still be useful.
They thought I was the paid stripper pretty much, and a lady tried to set me up with her nephew and then wanted to get my number for lesbian daughter... A typical night for me
I am willing to take shots of vanilla extract. That's how this night has been.
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
dude, where are you? this beer run has taken so long i read war and peace, took a nap, and shaved 3 times.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
My nerves will need dicks later so.. I'll call you
he had a bulletproof vest and a pocket full of lollipops! how was i suppose to say no.
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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