Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
Letd wlk him
Lrtd walek hime
Lets wlk home,,,ther we go
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Getting 10 cents back for every can is really just encouraging alcoholism.
it was frightening. in my opinion the only thing that should resemble a vagina is a vagina.
Dude how the fuck are we gonna get the lawnmower outta the pool?
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
there was so much ham clogging the tub drain.. he said it was ok he has a cleaning lady
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
We just reached that moment of the night when you start making cookie quesadillas. Party on Wayne
We fucked in my trunk while on the clock....what did you do at work today?
Ok. Here's the plan. Take your hand (whichever is closest), summon all your nerve, and just stick it right down his pants.
I love you.
Ps you missed quite a show. I was for some reason whipping my hair back and forth and head butted the tip jar. It shattered and now I have a circular bruise on my forehead. All the bartenders hit the floor to get all the quarters.
Yeah sorry about that. I got pulled into the Russian student society's end of term party. There was too much vodka and eurodance to come help you pack.
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