He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I'm going to write a book about John. It's going to be called big dreams, little dick
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
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But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
She hadn't heard about the oil spill. She gave dumb blondes a whole new standard to aim for. I did her anyway...but that isn't the point.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
Finished watching the entire first season of mighty morphing power rangers. Now I have nothing. Not even a life.
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He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
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Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
That ass isn’t going to eat itself.
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