you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Everytime I know she spent a lot of time on her hair for one of our dates, I intentionally cum on the top of her head. That's how she knows I pay attention.
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Based on the time of Sean's "I'm on your street" phone call last night, we had sex for an hour and a half. Man, time flies when you're getting boned to an orgasmic death.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
If its possible to have a hickey on your nipple, I have one. Thank you.
She may be more beautiful than I am, but I bet she hasnt pissed in as many public places as me...
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
He paid for a 5 star hotel suite and I raided the mini bar after he left. I think that’s bad karma. Want some pringles?
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