when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
If I ever start a band I'm gonna name it "Nancy Reagan's Vagina"
hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
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turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
i keep forgetting that not all of my female friends are bisexual.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Ok well I'll be up all night studying if you need a wake up call or a place to put your penis.
I just saw a guy in a sombrero and holding an inflated blow-up doll in all her "glory" get escorted out of the mall. I hate Marley.
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Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
I just want a man to crawl into my bed with me and never crawl out. Anti socialism at his best.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
All I remember was you telling him there was something behind him so he would turn around and you could slide down his carpeted stairs on your belly without a shirt on. How's that carpet burn btw?
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