im letting my talent of no gag reflex go to waste
Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
I just saw that blonde chick you wanna bang rolling down the hall wearing a Thor mask..
Wow. We're meant to be..
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
i don't know why he's complaining, i'm the one with four hickeys on my ass.
I know you're aving fun across the room but I can clearly see you getting a handy. It's not as "low key" as she promised. Also, why are you texting while she's doing it?!
Do you remember telling the Uber driver that "his cologne makes you want to bone"?
Just an FYI you do have to wear pants to lunch
A true gentleman never tells. But yes, I did indeed get laid last night
Cancel your plans for the fourth someone is streaming iron chef on twitch
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