Where are you?
In a non slutty way
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Think I'm gonna go cougar hunting tonight... Any advice?
condoms and good judgment
Can I buy both of those at the same store?
No - a douche bag is not a fashion accessory. They do not make Gucci Douchebags
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
It's not meant to be. I also just shot a turkey baster of gin into Nate's eye, so....
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
You know you have done too many drugs when you gum the sugar off your margarita without even thinking twice
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
I would fuck him just for his dog
I told the cop I was late for a booty call. He still gave me a ticket but he wrote his number on it
I’m lazy so obviously looking like a rotisserie chicken is my favourite position
A guy just threw up in my lecture of 500 ppl and just got up and walked away
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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