Surefire way to sober up: discover that your car is being towed at 2 am.
Still in Rome. Hooked up with frat boy from SoCal that's studying abroad. He said he was 1/8 italian. I'll take it.
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Memorial weekend is going to be amazeballs. Jungle juice, drunk guys, and my vagina being stimulated by the vibrations of a 4 wheeler. I mean there is no way that can go wrong.
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You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
I was grossed out that all their candles smelled like vagina and then I remembered where my fingers had been.
I am his drunk Jesus. I will love him from afar because he's my little lamb
There is a guy here calling himself the pants less weed fairy
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At some point, you're going to have to talk to a tree and do what it says
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
Seriously? People are paying $45 for Surge?!? I've seen better one night stand decisions being made then the choices being made on amazon orders of Surge
It's a sad day when a deadly hurricane headed your way is less depressing than your relationship status.
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
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