i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Jus saw ur date getting a bj in the mcdonalds parking lot...u want anything?
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Ugh. The fucking vaginal recession is so real right now.
Just want to apologize again for asking to spot your form in the shower.
I have 13 missed calls from when I slept outside on some rocks
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
YOU RAISED A SWORD OVER YOUR HEAD AND SCREAMED AT HIM WHAT THE FUCK ELSE DID YOU THINK WOULD HAPPEN?!
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
It’s amazing such a big dick belongs to such a boring guy
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