Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
I mean don't get me wrong, vaginas are terrifying, they look so sneaky with all their layers and secret compartments and trap doors
He started yelling "we're making a baby" mid thrust.. probably not the right guy for me right?
hey got me stoned for the first time when i was 14. there is no bond stronger
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He tried to say "god bless your heart" to the stripper but it came out "god bless your pussy"
Every time she shows up on my newsfeed, I get the taste of tequila in my mouth.
its safe to say i can delete the contact in my phone "brandon random bus make out" from spring break right?
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He walked in at 7am saying that the police had his shoes and phone because he's being investigated for attempted auto theft.
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my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
Idk I was embarrassed that I hit it too hard so I played it off by spitting out bong water like a 'whales blowhole'
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
You know, you could always move. Lol somewhere without gators, water moccasins, and Marco Rubio.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
Now I know Sunday Funday means fucking till you loose your voice.
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