I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Is showing up wearing the condom a bit presumptus
is it possible for your nipples to fall off? if so mine might. they hurt so bad...
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
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I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
I feel eeeverything like there's a rhythm and everything can be felt w/o ever touching it. And it's beautiful. Sunshine or raindrops it's like orgasming. Everything has a taste.
I'm not sure how appropriate a drug deal is while at a wake.
Dude I really need to stop drinking. I chugged a whole bottle of ketchup last night.
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
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We went to Denny's and he threatened to fight an entire high school track team by himself
I vote for a trading skills night. You teach me to juggle, I'll teach you knife fighting, and we'll both learn banjo
I just want him to come back from NOLA alive, without an arrest record or stripper glitter on his clothes...
Those seems like unreasonable expectations for a bachelor party honestly...
My fuck buddy is great and all, but it gets weird when she gets in arguments with her BF in the driveway
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
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