i may or may not have been spotted by tourists while getting head in the vicinity of the jefferson memorial
i went to disney world today with my friends, met snow white, then saw her later at a bar. she is naked next to me in her bed, passwed out. when you wish upon a star...
The cop didn't care that I was peeing on the wall of my dorm building... All he said was, "come on, it's 9am."
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
Oh well shit happens. This is my not worried face. This is also my still decently drunk face.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
More or less binge drinking as a giant grape seemed justified
I have no idea how I got home or why I am naked but I assume I owe you a thank you...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I don't know. I was hiding and the bed was banging. I am going to sleep now in someone's car.
I smoked my last bong as the sun rose. It was magical.
I put on that one song on Titanic so he'd fall asleep. When I was positive he'd passed out in a drunken fit, he outstretches his arms and says "I'm flying, Jack.."
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
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