Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
she peed. on the sidewalk. it is 2 pm. Help.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
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the party was called freshmen disorientation. i was just following the theme
she gave me one of those friendship bracelets and said as long as I wore it it was like an all-access pass to her vagina
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
Wtf just happened. Thought you were in my bed since 3am, turned out I was sharing it w/a drunk girl from the 6th floor lounge...
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This girl came outta nowhere yelling HOLD MY DICKKKKKK!
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Drunk me left sober me a shower beer in expectation of Hurricane Harvey. Drunk me is the best.
You can't say that. Only if you have peed on the side of the highway in daylight while signing Christmas songs can you say that.
Sorry I fucked your cousin. Again. I just wanted him to take me on his boat.
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