But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I think we should start referring to bisexuals as "strays"
I have had it with that bitchy sack of crazy. Iam done!
I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I wish sober me loved running as much as drunk me...
who said I'd never amount to anything...i just won 'most enthusiastic' at my poledancing class
they just started filling water ballons with vodka.
on my way.
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
There should be an app that tazers me in my pocket when I'm spending too much money at the bar. Take a hint, Android Network. You slut.
Wanna play whack-a-mole in my pants?
Your word choices worry me.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
Sorry I missed your call. I was in the shower washing away my sins and sweat. Please tell me you want to get drunk as shit later.
Randomize
