Will you Wikipedia Vin Diesel? Is he gay? It's important...
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
your bra might or might not be a decoration on me and my roomies xmas tree haha
Maybe I'm a robot.
You can't be that drunk already
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
Hey remember that spam cooked in dr pepper we made? 10x better when the dr pepper is rum
Let's get drunk and go to Walmart and just tackle people at random.
Are you coming to class or was the dick pic this morning your way of saying not today?
Literally the only reason we didnt get arrested was because the cop said I reminded him of Steve Stifler from American Pie
This morning I woke up in the entrance of a retirement home. Memory fragments from last night: making it rain with the contents of my wallet over the bridge, getting hit by a car, and a lot of running.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Is this what it's like to be an adult? You plan out play dates for your vagina?
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
Sometimes a man just deserves to get woken up with a blowjob.
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