she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
that speech was about as successful as her performance in twilight
i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
i cant be the least bit upset about his new gf cause all i think is that she has to put things in his ass
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what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
Beer is about to convince me to do something really stupid.
it wasnt like "sexy" or whatever. like...she was smiling just standing there butt ass naked
tasteful.
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
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A stranger just came up to me and asked why I hadn't texted him, and if he was just a one night stand. I live for these moments.
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
A bitchslap is in order.
Point in my hangover when I'm honestly not sure if I'm about to puke, or shit my pants.
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