i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
I called my dad at 3 a.m. because I thought he'd be proud that I didnt get arrested. Daddys little girl at her finest...
do you know how hard it is to walk a mile drunk on 151 it's hard yards are soft and every girl looks good
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I never appreciated sexting until I went to rehab
You're invited to our X-games themed party. We have an ice luge and every time someone eats shit we drink. It's gonna be great.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
no one ever believes me when I try explaining to them that your straight. I'm all like, "yeah that's his girlfriends dress he's stretching out"
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Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Actually, lets be honest. I will probably keep calling him the pastor because it brings me joy using pastor and fuck buddy in the same sentence.
If you had been home 20 minutes ago, you probably would've caught me masturbating, so it might be for the best.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
thank you for being so understanding of my weak stomach and poor self-control
Always great to be boarding a plane when you realize that what you thought was gas is actually very untrustworthy
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