I look like a sausage in jean shorts, you should have woken up earlier and approved my outfit.
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
you're letting him buy you a plane ticket...to kentucky...so you can fuck him?
i know. i'm only adding to the interstate sex trade problem.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
I don't deserve a penis
I'm so happy I'm only on my second drink. That would have been the best idea ever if I was on my fifth.
My vag hurts but I feel vindicated
That is an interesting emotion combo
Wanna see if we can get cut off at bdubs again? The same hipster manager that is younger than us is working again
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
just hooked up with a guy ON MY CAMPUS VISIT. god only knows whats gonna happen when im actually a student
I am no longer and illegal Moonshiner. I just made thousands of gallons of incredibly High test alcohol with police watching and waiting for thare couple of jugs so that they can bring home and disinfect their houses with it. I'm fat with money at the moment.
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