I don't know if the fire truck was perfect timing or if she actually burned something down.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
puking up blue gatorade is not as nearly as much fun as it sounds
So the dentist told me I couldn't suck on anything. She emphasized ANYthing.
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Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
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Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
But on the bright side the arresting officer was just as hot as I remember and I took a pretty okay mugshot.
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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