PS - I'm in bed with an 18 yr old-am I a cougar?
No - puma.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
For some reason I have a hard time believing getting drunk and recreating a movie about singing transvestites is ever very far from a situation you're in.
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Let's just go topless and paint glitter over our nipples who the fuck cares
Girl your like that last load of laundry... I'll do you eventually just not tonight.
Dude you were sitting on a bench on the street with her for 45 minutes thinking you were on the bus
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
He just remixed a spongebob song with 2 chainz..... Clearly I love him
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Just successfully made home fries from potatoes we used as bowls while stoned as shit. I deserve a trophy.
SINCE WHEN WAS USING A FROZEN WATER BOTTLE ATTACHED TO A ROPE AS A THROWING WEAPON A GOOD IDEA??
can I cover your dick in cookie butter?
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
I'd say "I think I gave my TA chlamydia" is an accurate way to sum up my life.
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