i don't remember it, but i know we had sex because my stuffed animals were facing the wall
Tis a story best told in person, it involves a golf course, police and vomit
It usually does with you
just a question.. totally understand if you dont know what im talking about.. but.. do you have my funnel? i think i tucked it in to your bed last night.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
Apparently being drunk on a southwest flight and yelling "TURNUP" during take off is looked down upon in this state.
Also I owe you 20 bucks, a clean towel and a glass of scotch. I'll even throw in a blow job
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
We drunkenly built a couch fort and fucked in it. I've known her since preschool. This was every childhood fantasy mixed with adult dreams come true.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
sarahs drunk and is drawing dinosaurs all over the apartment. should i stop her?
whats she drawing them with?
eyeliner
no that's ok
just used my $120 dollar stats book for the first time to kill an ant... good thing i stole it
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