could you grab mr moo while you're at his apt?
you brought your stuffed animal to a booty call?
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
If we're like this now and women reach their sexual peak in their 30's, I can't even fathom what our futures hold.
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
I can't look at him without thinking about his cum face
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
PSA- Wearing assless chaps results in embarrassingly painful sunburn
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
What can i say, my face is nice and my body is just unreal. And my beer pouring/stealing is incredible \n
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
We need a kiddie pool and lots of cornstarch
She's writing hockey erotica again.
Tell her to pick another team besides ours this time.
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