After going down on me he either said "there, it's over" or "there's an odor"... I couldn't hear him and was too embarrassed to ask him to repeat himself. I just got dressed, grabbed my bag, and left. So I don't think there's gunna be a second date. =(
the higher we get, the more he looks like ray charles.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
I swear I only do things like fuck 19 yr olds just to hear how you laugh when I tell you.
Subtly mention that I'm not a lesbian. I would only go for rebecca's nipples because they're pierced and I like shiny things.
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
I totally just potholed and almost crashed while trying to lick salsa off my boob.
some fat dude with wolverine facial hair just walked out of your room with a snuggie. explanation needed.
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
hey dude my crackhead idol just taught me a great way to tie shoes
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
That makes sense.. A good Bj is a trump card in any argument
I'm bringing pajamas, aspirin, morning after clothes and morning after pill
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