How did people poop without Blackberrys?
Motorola Razers?
Stone age, man.
even after i explained my bobby knight costume the bartender still kicked me out for throwing the chair
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
you know u lost to a carboard cut out of sammy sosa in beer pong last night.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Oh my god. You have got to get off that breast feeding support group. They're on to you, dude.
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
I found him in his pink and white boxer out side the dorm hall and the only thing he said was "it wouldn't let me in"
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I really don't think there's anything more liberating than farting.in a loud bar where no one.can.hear you
I got "plug" during family Catch Phrase and struggled to not make a reference to butt plug so I skipped it
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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