I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
People in love make me want to vomit
My hand is eating my burrito and not saving any for my mouth. TRIPPPPPPPPPPPPPPINN!
We did nothing beneficial to ourselves, or our country last night.
I know he gets bloody noses a lot...so that explains all the blood...but I'd say the condoms are definitely from a penis.
There r osticjed everywhere
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Only catch is you have to sleep in the same bed as me. But no worries, I plan on being in a random guys hotel room every night. So it's essentially yours.
You know what's worse than asking for the morning after pill? Asking for the morning after pill in a sketchy hospital in a foreign country where no one speaks English.
Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.
woke up in a random sweater in a random bed in a random house on a street I don't recognize..
also, I vaguely remember swapping shirts with some random guy on the dance floor.
things I never thought I would say vol. 24 "Bagpipes just remind me that my relationship is over"
I totally almost forgot you fucked that guy. St. Patty's bar crawls always have a drawback.
he told me to take care of him and then he asked me to walk him to his hotel. I already have a pussy. I don't need another one
stop texting me about your public sex.
says she who narrated getting eaten out in a movie theatre over text to me
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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