normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
then they caught me trying to hide the turtle in the fridge
Which is scary since we both think with our vaginas
Did you leave a blizzard on my porch last night? Or was that someone else giving out a metaphorical threat to me?
Just successfully went through airport security with shrooms. It's gonna be a fucking awesome new years
Um...any recollection of peeing in the pantry
Well it's official... The first guy I ever gave head to now holds 2 world records. Should I text him asking if I can try and break my record?
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When he was going down on me I referred to him as "Lord Snow" and HE GOT IT. HE GOT THE GAME OF THRONES REFERENCE. I AM IN LOVE
I mean I only got hit in the ass with ONE firework
sorry bout the carpet, but you DID call it "blackout punch" not "don't vom on my floor punch"
Last night I realized my life is an experiment of really bad decisions when I had to leave without my underwear. But at least I'm expanding my life experience.
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Just confirming I will be washing my asshole at your house at approximately 2:45 tomorrow afternoon.
The strangest confirmation message ever sent.
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